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New Series, funny and without violence: Making Fiends.
Be just like Sponge Bob: and play with medusas!
Drink one beer, but just one!
We make real every children´s dream.
And if you like balloons, call the professionals.
We all wanna stay in the marriage´s photo.
Extra Road Security.
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Week 51: from 19th bis to 25th December 2005
Nice bike, now have an accident...
Damn... to hell with the BBQ!!
No!...wait!...leave my pointer alone!
Take a look at what really art means.
They pretend to be similar, but except for Jack Nicholson, mmm...
Do you know what?, i had yesterday a extrange dream...
You are just...like kids!!
The strenght of the battle, lays in your finger.
Interesting: the 50 famoust apes from all times.
Blind Date?, not with me!
And why does really Sally not have a boyfriend?
Do you know, Mr. teacher... a giant robot ate my homework!
Did you think, that the big white wasn´t dangerous?
...and survived to tell it!. This week: OMG, my Clio!!
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Week 50: from 12th to 18th December 2005
Juanjo, Fidel and the Petancas: "Hash Dance".
I like this games, hier you have Maple History.
Showdown behind the scenes.
Amazing animations site of Mr. Brackwood. Respect!
Cruel life: The big fish eats the small one. Chum, chum!
Buh, i´ll cry...The girl and the teddy bear.
Probably, that wasn´t his intention, don´t you think so?
Be the master of the track with Space Runner!
KDid you miss the film?: Resident Evil: Code Veronica.
The new Kinder Surprise is aviable!
And if you like eggs, enter their world!
You are the fly girl in all parties.
Take land... where you can. (Ouch!)
Road security: Use wisely.
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Woche 49: vom 5 bs zum 11 Dezember 2005
Did you know? i was last week in Mexico. Yoga, the best for women with children. (THX, Norma)
Be a dragon slayer and pick the flowers.
Why everybody wants to have a car?
16 reasons for driking directly from the bottle. Are you an Otaku?, than this manga is for u.
Pupil, always train the way of the cat.
Don´t feed the animals , specially the ape.
You can but everything today... buy your turtle.
"Fast food": McDonalds with Coca Cola.
Happy Tree Friends: The Spin.
Pete the hard man; the accidents are nothing for him .
If Ogame is less for you, try Zelderex.
Get your ticket before freezing!
Road Security: nearest emergency phone.
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Week 48: from 28th November to 04th December 2005
A classic, funny video: japanese Ping pong.
The Ballshooter was a good game. Now try All Ball.
We don´t forget them, here once again, The Superflies.
You don´t find your Puppet? you are kidding...
The don´t listen to me, but better don´t try it alone..
Nacho, this ain´t a copy, but a Celebration: SAVE THE MUSIC!! (THX Rafa)
Scared like a sheep??, HA!: Ninja Sheep.
If you take drugs, don´t use the bike.
Something about pills, of every colour...
Peter, can you bring some ham when you come back?
Emancipation! get your buttbra!
Free violence!: CONAN (OK, Bob) THE BARBARIAN.
In the end, to be fast is even a good thing.
Road security: Attention: Splatter zone.
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Week 46: from 14th to 20th November 2005
Family problems?; this priester may help you! Finally, the dream of every Homer.
This beginning was new for me.
Have fun here, the next hous may be yours.
Please, a little dignity at sport!!!
Sport isn´t healthy!:
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8 and
the worst one.
The dumbest animal, can also become a hero.
I think, Cousteau has read too many Tintin´s comics
The leyend is true: Kikkoman is coming!
No, please! take it AWAY FROM ME!!!
Visit the Paris´ graveyard . and look for the famous ones!
If you liked Tetris oder Pangt, you will love Ballshooter.
Hmmm... the message ist a little bit strong.
Road security: Caution: dangerous substances.
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Week 45: from 7th to 13th November 2005
Memorandum
I can still understan the loosing of control, but... also been run over??.
Like reality: steal the poor and give it the rich.
Nothing better than a Disco belt.
I saw one of this two weeks ago in Hannover.
The powerflies are back.
Drive around with mi tank!:
1,
2,
3,
4,
5.
Find the way out of the dark room. (and tell me how).
Do you want the best party ever?, then hire Scotty.
Look Mary Lou, this is better than the Barbie Malibú.
Another battle in the shadows...
The safiest transport in the world is a french bread.
After Halloween, get an evil doll.
Is this evolution, or Star War´s Casting?
Do you remember the cat and the rabbit? here they go again.
I don´t think polithics is so exciting.
Road security: Caution, mines!
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Week 43: from 24th to 30 October 2005
I must confess... i was never an innocent child.
My Pokemon likes you.
Let me show you, the secret of the Coca Cola.
Kill the mosquitos before they suck you all (the blood!).
I still don´t know what they do, but they have a great site.
Normally, are the cars who run into the people.
Lola remember us that the next week comes Halloween!
Guide this rotten cheese through the laberynth.
Look at the time, take a picture of it, and send it here.
These flies really scare me...
Arnold won´t be president, fortunately we still have Mac Gyver.
Nice remake from a classic videogame.
Incredible. I don´t manage to do it with the Photoshop!
Road security: No guns allowed (at certain times).
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Week 42: from 17th to 23th October 2005
New at cinema: Jackson and the chocolate factory.
Disgusting and funny: catch a poo!
Visit our toilets, and have fun after...
Hm... it´s really comfortable here.
Cute and clever baby, nice place to be warm, isn´t it?
I don´t know...i had always bad luck choosing the scissors.
A truly explanation about the progess.
I´m cool!, just take a look at what i can doOoOoOoOoOOOOOO!
The Teddy bears are an evil species!
OK, the game is easy, but how long can you held it?
The women are really vengeative...
It´s not important how does your transport look like, as long as it works!
Road security: Fats crossing.
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Week 42: from 10th to 16 October 2005
New Community´s member: Welcome Evaristo!
Who said a dog´s life is a bad life??
The amazing world of; the cats.
Do you now the tale of the rabbit and the tortoise? Sure?.
Not all the games are about Mario, but close.
Stewardess? is that here normal, huh??
No Mom, Skate boarding is not dangerous at all!
And nooo, Mom!,surfing neither!
I don´t really understand...Chat-game with chickens?
May the Stickforce be with you...
Mage or cheater? steal him the pearls.
Oh no!, this time nobody takes my bike!
This is really weird, but somehow amazing.
Road security: No more pinetrees, please.
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| Week 40: from 3 to 9 October 2005
Memorandum
"The best of life, kills, makes fat, or pregnant." We keep on growing!. Finally, the Videos Section!
Hmmm...something happens with Maryn
And why do they call him The samurai asshole?
I like this truck. Publicity, passion or what?.
Be like God, and create your own creatures.
This is really funnier, if you know the game.
The people have really time to waste, to make your life easier.
Agent, i swear, that i don´t smuggle cigarettes!
I used to do this as i was a kind.
Great Animation, with an unexpected ending.
Do you like Tunning?, here you have cool lights.
Sin City. the bad guys come, and come...
Purchasing strategy, but a little bit exagerated.
How sad!, i feel like a worm!.
Road security: Samurais forbidden.
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Smooth beginning Teddy swimming.
Involution:
pacman,
flashman and
crackman
Play the classics:
Raiden,
Raiden II and
Raiden X.
SHOOTERS: are you a
Sniper, a
Camper, or a
Profi?
Simple and nice: Save Tobby!!
Watch out! this game is addictive: Bow shooting.
Just like the best Stunt Guy
STICKMAN:
Bowman,
Ultimate fight and
Metal Slug.
Do you like Arkanoid?:
Pongleur and
Gravity ball
No Mario games today??, HA!:
Overrun,
Power coins and
Flash Bros.
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| Week 38: from 18th to 25th September 2005
"the last who laughs, didn´t understand the joke." Here you have a new section: Software.
Killing shadows is a funny thing!
Children are sometimes cruel, even with a Zombie.
Caution, landing!.
Hmmm, today i´ll take pizza. Or maybe not?
This is my hamster for anything i want.
Working in a petrol station is a hard job. (THX Rafa).
I´ve got the best cooler for my PC.
Do you know Minesweeper?, take it in 3D!!
Not every blonde parks right.
No hair?, no problem? this is your blade!
OMG, if our future looks this way! (Attention, explicit violence).
If Luke and Will have one, i want one also!
Road security: Caution, drunks crossing..
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| Week 37: from 12th to 18th September 2005
"Eyes that don´t see, feet full of shit." Love knows no barriers!
No way, i don´t manage it!.
Norma, what have you given to the horses ???
Doctor, i have a terrible headache.
i didn´t know, that Steve martin were also a magician!. Great!
Protect your Banana. (i´m serious!)
Finally, a car suitable for children.
Now i also feel a little violent.
OMG, aim high and save ammo!!
OK, i´m a shooter´s freak, but this is an exageration!(THX Rafa)
If they´d had them with Smileisi´d buy a couple.
I´m still saying it: weapons are dangerous?
Hmmm...hero or collector?
The websit from Piss and Poo
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Igor (Aigor!).
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| Week 36: from 5th to 11th September 2005
"So many idiots, ans so few bullets..." New zone!!: Rafa tells... McGyver´s computer. (Danke Rafa).
Mommy, mommy!, can i please keep this little frog?
Looks easy, but wait for the 4th ball to come...
Gasoline; for big prices, small sollutions!!
Ong Bak, the beginning.
Play an Eggquake. (or Eggunreal?).
Do you like beer?, this is your liga!
Got an exam?, time to cheat.
Or u need something better?, here you have a High Tech sollution. A nice tale before going sleeping.
The best reporter is back; Interview with Mofli. Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Aznar in Irak.
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Week 35: from 29th August to 4th September 2005
"Attack nobody with glasses, use something harder." Here you have, some sweet backgrounds.
32 ways to open a beer bottle.
I knew it...someday should Mario loose the manners.
I always say it...weapons are dangerous!!.
No grandpa!, you don´t need that anymore!!.
Ask the bar tenders for what you want. And a cold shower later on. (THX Christoph)
Kill every worm to protect your castle.
The world in 80 days...Danimann in London.
It took long, but finally i got my new ride.
Hast du was in Indien gekifft?.
Das beste gegen Ninjas?: ein Piratenrichter. Glaube ich.
Ach so! jetzt verstehe ich warum Mario war so empfindlich.
Andere Arten um Spaß beim Fahren zu haben.
Das letzte dumme Bild von Natalia.
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Pedro Piqueras.
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| Week 34: from 22th 28th august 2005
"Team work ist the posibility to blame the others." Juanjos driving lessons. Today: Taking 180°. (Danke Fidel).
Calm down to become a Love bunny.
No way, my daughter! not this teddy, and don´t ask why!.
Be the center of the universe. (OK, more or less).
And now that you are the center of the universe, conquer it!.
Let the grandma drive, even just to have fun.
A classic game comes back: Metal Slug 2.
Hmm... didn´t that enterprise had another name?. (THX, Rafa).
In Japan, do they use condoms or do they collect them?.
We keep on travelling. Danimann in South Africa.
How many people shares your name?.
Great hit of the Cartoon Networks: The way of the samurai.
Don´t you have enough pictures today?, than take´em all.
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Camila.
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Week 33: from 15th to 21th August 2005
"It´s not important to win, but to make the others lose." Do you know the famoust evil chinese?. (THX Juanjo).
The first trys for Futurama.
A classic game: Bomb Jack.
Today eclipse...and what do i wear to take a look?.
It´s not impossible to kill flys with cannonballs!.
Are you good enough with the Mouse?.
Police of the world:
Slovenia,
Austria,
Belgium,
Bosnia and
Germany.
finally! Danimann´s trips: Egipt, Israel and Jordania!.
Also today: Abraham in Tunes and Tron in Birmania.
So was wie der Tetris: Ballz.
Laser Envy; Pacman?.
How to clean (partially) your car. (THX, Christoph)
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Pedro Piqueras.
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| Week 32: from 8th to 15th August 2005
"It´s not sad visiting the graveyard, but remain there." Hard Job: Lifeguard in da pool.
Rafa´s gay picture. (THX Abraham)
For me, the biggest Hamburger!!.
Yes, yes...George your ponence is really interesting.
Here you have a cars game.
Your Hamburguer in 30 minutes or Harakiri.
U survived the hamburguer?, the become a Ninja.
Water: life´s origin (really!)
I have found the Pianist from the 25th week!.
If u want a Piercing, do it right!.
Have a happy horse; buy him a balloon.
All (really all!!) Star Trek´s Women.
And all (really all!!) the dying actors.
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Schwarzenegger.
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Week 31: from 1st to 7th August 2005
"Winning is not important, but to make the others lose." Science si funny! play with magnets. (THX Sonsero)
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!.
Are you really in love? ).
Excuse me, what time is it???.
Finally is summeeeeeer!.
4 nederlandish comediants (or the rest of them...).
The last picture made to the Titanic!.
hours in front of the PC?, this is your chair!!.
Star Wars Stickman.
Run or die!
Is not easy to eat pasta here!.
Hmmm...i guess we´ll need more Insecticide.
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Special Ratzinger.
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| Week 30: from 25th to 31th July 2005
"Some marriages have a good ending, others last the whole life." Play Counter Strike in 2D: SOLDAT.
Gangly man and the asian boy wonder 1 and 2.
Kill a couple of Stickmen.
Download the last from Worms.
Build ur name (or something else) in ASCII.
Windows fails?, show it as you like.
Like LEGOS?, get them as you wish!.
No toiletts? OK, i´ll make it here!!.
No videos today?, just get´em urself!
Juanjorholm´s tras su Matrix Casting.
Welcome to... ZOMBO!!.
I swear, this is a squeezer. for what...?
At my home, the fisrt you shit and the have breakfast!! .
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Week 29: from 18th to 24th July 2005
"Die is like sleeping, but without going to pipi (qué carajo!)." Have fun at Skate Boarding.
Lepo drives. just laugh or cry...
Your name:
Elf,
Hobbit,
Smurf,
Jedi,
Vampire,
Fairy,
Gangster,
Pornostar y
japanish. buff!
...and your Cyborg name for free!!.
Play like the kids.
Don´t like Euro?, then destroy it!
The best (or nicest) fonts.
Muppets NOT for kids... The Feebles. OMG...!
Configure your car as you wish. (THX Sonsero).
How to keep an idiot busy.
Download The wonderful Pikachu´s adventure!
Like planning? design your own tombstone. (THX Tron).
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Ronaldinho.
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| Week 28: from 11th to 17th July 2005
"Be good to your children, they will choose your retirement house." Greatest hits:
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
and Tino.
I Swear daddy, there is an alien in my room!
The family tree from Star Wars.
don´t press the red button.
we do identity card pictures.
My USB Stick is fashion superfashion.
For me, for you...for everyone (OK, not for children) 10 years Yahoo!.
The Marron Handbook. (THX, Richie) Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Zapatero.
The war of the worlds ain´t nothing new.
Attention! the important message from R2D2!
Taliban practice. Cruel (but funny!)
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Week 27: from 4th to 10th july 2005
"Money doesn´t carry happiness, but when the money is gone, takes the happiness away." OK, ok, here you got some kitten.
Ugly people is normal, but they should hide themselves!!
Ok, now i´m in your page, now what?
ImPRESS your girlfriend (on da ground )
LSD for breakfast??: Hypnotize.
Nosedigger!
It wasn´t me, it was Danimann.
Pop corn?, not after this!
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: D. Carradine.
The best ideas for your bathroom.
A kart´s classic: Mariokart.
Oops, Captaini think it will be stormy.
Finally there, the bionic pants.
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| Week 26: from 27th june to 3rd july 2005
"A day without sun is like, you know, night." Master Jedi behind the scenes.
Like Hitchcock, your own Psicosis studio.
No way to cross the river. But keep on trying...
Freaks Star Wars:
1,
2,
3,
4,
5,
6,
7,
8,
9,
and this.
Rebounds: Poom. (Thx Sonsero).
We go fuhrther: Star Wars: Episode 0.
UaUaUaUauaaaaAAAAAAA!!!
This cat has a lot of stress; what is the wiskas made of?
If the Legos go to the church, they´ll have a soul, don´t they?.
If you don´t go to the party, the party will come to you!
A look back to my first flash: Commando T!
The cannibal mushroom. whatch out with your fingers? .
Similitudes very reasonables; this week: Mr. Satan.
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Week 25: from 20 to 26 June 2005
"The intelligence follows me, but i´m faster" Fast Food?: Hamburger or chicken. Bon appetit!
Weird; the Puppetmaster Vs. Toy Story2.
Try to keep your word together.
Is really funny to be a Boy Scout.
And I thought, Red Beard was a Pirat!
Wanna try a better job?, ask the cow!
Are you a freak?. (Thanks Juanjorholm).
Piano player or ginecologe?. really handy...
I warn you, DON´T visit this link.
Bored? explode the airballs.
The grear story of the candy Hemorroid!. German humour: All shit (free translation) Here will your mind be read. nothing new?...OK .
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| Week 24: from 13 to 19 june 2005
"Is not important to know, but to habe the telephone Number from who does" Finally,my Interview with Moriarty! Anyway, who likes this dog?
Of course!, not just Men do it
Create your own city.
Have a nice time driving with Bumper!!
This Lollipop is just great.
Here you have some more big stuff
The jordans drive me crazy: Enjoy the falvour??
Finally!: Habemus Papas! (Thanks Abraham)
The hard life of a clown
How you shouldN´T dress as a band. Oh my...(THX Daniel)
Spank the ape!!
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Week 23: from 6 to 12 June 2005
"Before i was insecure, now i´m not pretty sure." My new camera: Befolca II
That is what I call a "goodbye phrase"
This page is 26 % evil, and yours?. (Thanks Rafa).
Woman in the...jail? (OK...somehow).
Wurstfingers
Now you can see the real arabian power of the Petrodollars.
Ho ho!, the bottle of rum. Cannonblast
At last!, after a lot of surfing...the end of internet.
Happy Tree Friens: The fire
Richie, didthe cat come back yesterday?.
This guy has nothing else to do than massacring dwarves.
Los piojos (the lice) are not only in the head... Epic battle, The crazy chinese Vs. the angry watermelone!.
Turn your keyboard to a mixer, or something...
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| Week 22: from 30 May to 5 June 2005
"If live shows you the back, touch its ass." The Trailer was really cool, but now i´m thinking about 2007...
In this site everything is fake!!.
Not like in "Armageddon", but you can save the earth.
Noone but me parks there!!.
All possible sounds at the dentist. Psychological pain.
The tru story of Harry Potter.
Corsa Tuning:
1,
2,
3,
4, and
the winner
The adventures os a psychochicken.
The Jedis aren´t cool, get into the Sith academy!!.
Huevo Cartoon: Because i love you, i hit you With this teacher, better learn fast!
Welcome to the Hotel of love.
Take the mice to the cheese.
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